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After Angelina Jolie’s hot story about gave birth in Namibia, Britney Spears is considering a Namibian birth for her next baby, Britney Spears Spears, 24, is expecting her second child with husband and aspiring rapper Kevin Federline has told NBC’s Matt Lauer that she will move to Namibia “in the near future” to prepare for the birth of her second child, a daughter who is due in “late September or early November.” Breaking down in tears during the interview, which will be broadcast Thursday on the Today show and Friday on Dateline, Britney said she is “an emotional wreck” right now. She blames the paparazzi and the false tabloids for her fragile state of mind. 

Britney Spears denied rumors that her husband of twenty-one months, Kevin Federline, is living in their basement. She also said repeatedly that she is a “good mom,” despite the fact that she was photographed driving her SUV with her son, Sean Preston, sitting on her lap.  “I did it with my dad,” said Britney Spears. “I’d sit on his lap and I’d drive. We’re country.” Britney had said her son was on her lap because she was trying to escape the paparazzi and didn’t have time to buckle him in his seat.

According to Pugbus.com, Britney Spears explain to Mr. Lauer when he asked Britney why she had chosen Namibia for the birth of her child. She said, “Kevin has always been a fan of African-American culture,” she replied. “I’m sure he’ll feel at home there, rapping with all the natives. Besides, there’s lots of quiet unpaved roads where Sean Preston and I can go driving.”

Britney Spears also said that Namibia reminds her of California “because it’s on the ocean and there’s lots of sand. So if Sean Preston fell off his swing and landed on his head, there’s less chance he would be hurt and we’d have those snoops from child welfare up our butts all the time.”

Finally, said Britney Spears, “I heard that Namibia has laws that let celebrities say whether or not journalists are allowed in the country. That’s so important, even more important than getting the same villa that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had.”

Biff Scuzzy, who made up the original report about Britney Spears moving to Namibia, said he almost [crapped] himself when he saw his headline “Britney Spears Going to Namibia to Give Birth” with a China Daily byline on a popular news index site. “I was drunk on my ass when I wrote that thing,” said Mr. Scuzzy. “How could I know I was telling the truth? I would have sworn I was making that nonsense up. I guess it’s true what they say about giving enough monkeys enough typewriters.”

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